Sunday, May 25, 2008

The wierd and nast Phone Call




I really wish this would be a warm and kind of cold spring becauses for the last 3 days it's been nothing but cold. I am glad it's not that cold, but i'm at home inside with jeans and a long shirt. It's boring when it's cold. I have something for Jackie, Temple, and Joceline. I'll start with Jackie.


Jackie-


Me ivan and julio were on the phone talking about STUFF. Then julio had to go to the bathroom. He put his phone on speaker and peed while we were talking then ivan had air planes gong by his house and he kept saying julio julio julio over and over again until julio told him he needed to go to an ear doctor. Now tthis is why i'm writing this----- beacaus esome of the STUFF was about you. I don't remember exactly what they said but they said some pretty mean STUFF ABOUT YOU.




Temple-


You already know they were talking abot you espeacially Ivan. When i told him that i was asking SOMETHING for joceline, Ivan told me "i dont even know why she likes me. she knows im going to say goscrew herself" blah blah blah





Joceline-



They did'nt say much about you except that this is had but they said what ivan said about how everytime hes around you you smell like pee. Then julio said he smeled it to sometimes. Next was Ivan he said cecillias breath smells like pee OR fish then julio started saying how stupid ivan was for him not to make up his mind. then ian said that her breath smelled like a dead fish a hobo peed on. which is probably a nasty smell.Any way once you read this call me so we could talk about it.















just send it to my blog

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

The boy diana's dating

Julio is a boy in Ms. Jonas class barely in fourth grade and dating a 5th grader who's taller than him but a little shorter than me. This is the thing - julio is about 4'9 and i'm 5'2 1/2. Now can you guess about how tall Diana is???

For Ivan

Ivan- Joceline wanted to make you ask Temple(the temple of hope)out because everybody already knows she likes you so she wanted to get temple excited if you asked her out for the tickets which she gave 2 to julio haha!! Next time just ask her out so me, jackie, and joceline don't have to listen to temple saying and i quote " Ivan is so hot, I'm so jealuos Kritianuh turned him down" and what ever else she brags about you.





I'm not finished yet. Here are the lyrics to crank dat homeless man . If you don't know it just sing the lyrics to it then think of soulja boy. O.K O.K





Homeless Man ain't got no rent,
asking you for 30 cent
if you got it, be a gent
and drop it here my friend

youll crank dat homeless man
youll give me 50 cent
youll crank dat homeless man
youll give 30 cent

homeless man don't brush his teeth
and i smell like clorox bleach
shower zero times a week
LOOK AT MY FEET

youll crank dat homeless man
youll crank dat homeless man
youll crank dat homeless man
you got some crack

homeless man up in yo yard
watch me sleep & watch me sh*t
i'm starving yo
and dodo tastes like chocolate
got no pride now watch me beg
begging you for lotion man
i pull out my sign and crank that thang
now youll
don't act like you don't know may
cause if you give me crack i will still yo a$$ this
trophay
you see me at your local bus stop
yes i sleep there everyday
people hold their nose cause
i don't bathe frequently youll


ooh he nasty!!!!


I'm getting bored and joceline if you do read this the love cycle will keep going on illl remind you later on!!